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Friday
Dec252009

Iran Top-Secret: The President's Gmail Account

For the holidays, a bonus flashback --- we first posted this on 30 September:

Don't ask how Enduring America's super-spies got access to this (OK, OK, we met Mahmoud in a Starbucks in New York last week --- he was a bit down because Jennifer Aniston wouldn't have dinner with him, so we bought him a large vanilla latte and things proceeded from there). We think it shows that the little man isn't just a megalomaniac with a dubious line on the Holocaust, but a fella with interests (who can resist E-Bay?) like you and me.

Warning: some of Mahmoud's e-mail can be Adults Only in its language. And you might need a big screen to make out all the traffic.

MAHMOUD G-MAIL

Reader Comments (13)

This is sooo wickedly funny! I'm sitting here at work practically asphyxiating from trying not to laugh out loud. Where did you find this? Is there any more where this came from?

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCatherine

this is priceless! i about pissed in my pants reading this--oh wait i think i actually did wet myself!!! the kim im messages was the best with the members only jacket coming in a close second.

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBill Davit

Catherine,

I'm afraid our spies can't reveal their sources and have only come up with this so far. However, they are meeting Mahmoud in a secret location next week, just before his dinner date with Madonna.

S.

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterScott Lucas

Please tell your spies to encourage Mr A to score a Kabbalah bracelet (qabala for him) from her as proof!

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCatherine

I can't believe he rented Twilight. What an emo.

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMike Dunn

hah,,, did he have the Wcam on while chatting ?,,, Ewkh

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhasty

Shucks! some exchanges were deleted ! Those between Sarkozy and
Mahmoud in the 2009 "Which country deserves a better leader ?"contest

(Nicolas Sarkozy, me :Come on you d***head, how d'you dare to compete !
Have you any idea WHO you're talking to ? Look at you, not even a decent
suitto go to UN, and look at ME and MY wife, you must be joking ! People like
ME are LIKED, people love ME, even the bloody fools who think they don't, ok?
ALL my friends-owned medias say so ! Even 'Gala', 'People' 'VoilĂ ' 'Bling Bling'
and 'Moronic Monthly', who do you think you are, little arrogant dwarf you !)

-actually it was only later that they made up and that Nicolas suggested a
night in town. Quelle vie !

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterYseut

@Catherine,
After many hours of strenuous researchs my french spies have found "The" funny gmail spie, now I can disclose that "the secret thing" is here : http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/84377/mahmoud-amadinejads-gmail.html
Good play and my excuses to Scott's spies !

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDominique

This surely is not accurate. I looked at the emails and saw no correspondence between Kahrizak prison authorities ballbusters@KAHRIZAK.PASDARANJAIL.COM and Mr. AN as to his preferred method of dealing with the dust and weeds. I suspect any accurate email correspondence to include such letters.

Try harder to get it right next time.

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterwhereismyvote

@Whereismyvote That's because the e-mail account's page was
'captured' on the 26th-27th -during the AN trip in New York,
therefore very mundane... We assume his regular correspondance
with Karhizak administration and similar essential 'branches' of the
regime is on another account -with iranian access provider....Gmail
obviously was just aimed at the 'international' side of the job...
-Same joke with iranian adresses (and a good diffusion in IRI) would
certainly make a big hit ...

September 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterYseut

@ Yseut
Thanks, so I guess you are saying the gmail is more like Sarah Pailins yahoo mail account and not 100% to do with government business. Kindda a personal account. P.S. The email from his wife should read:

I found weeds in your herb garden, and trimmed them. Fertilized garden from Mostarah too
Come back Ahmadijoon, I miss that monkey loving feeling you give me.

October 1, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterwhereismyvote

Lol, great read!

December 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAZ

this is great but we need a new one. i'll try my sources to see if one my hackers can get past the new censorhip.

December 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBill

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