Wednesday
Apr152009
Republican Teabagging: What It REALLY Means
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 10:47
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As the #2 site (soon to be #1) for the Republican Teabagging Parties taking place today, Enduring America is concerned that some of our readers --- either from naiveté or deviancy --- are claiming that "Teabagging" is a bedtime activity, sometimes undertaken by those who are unmarried or even of the same sex, that is not part of our missionary tradition. These readers are using left-wing disinformation sites Wikipedia and UrbanDictionary.com (at Enduring America, we only use Webster's Dictionary and Conservapedia).
This is the true meaning of "Teabagging":
How To Build A Rocket With A Tea Bag . . - The best video clips are right here
This video shows that, with our Teabagging, we are sending a rocket to blow up the Democratic/liberal/radical/taxifying elite, especially Nancy Pelosi. We will set our Teabags upon them until we have a massive explosion --- just like Richard Nixon teabagged the Moon in 1969 --- until they acknowledge our supremacy.
Enduring American hopes this clarifies matters once and for all. Happy Teabagging!
Related Post: A Grand Republican Teabagging - The Day After
Related Post: Enduring America - Your #1 Site for Republican Teabagging
Related Post: US Politics - Republican Teabagging Revolution Begins
As the #2 site (soon to be #1) for the Republican Teabagging Parties taking place today, Enduring America is concerned that some of our readers --- either from naiveté or deviancy --- are claiming that "Teabagging" is a bedtime activity, sometimes undertaken by those who are unmarried or even of the same sex, that is not part of our missionary tradition. These readers are using left-wing disinformation sites Wikipedia and UrbanDictionary.com (at Enduring America, we only use Webster's Dictionary and Conservapedia).
This is the true meaning of "Teabagging":
How To Build A Rocket With A Tea Bag . . - The best video clips are right here
This video shows that, with our Teabagging, we are sending a rocket to blow up the Democratic/liberal/radical/taxifying elite, especially Nancy Pelosi. We will set our Teabags upon them until we have a massive explosion --- just like Richard Nixon teabagged the Moon in 1969 --- until they acknowledge our supremacy.
Enduring American hopes this clarifies matters once and for all. Happy Teabagging!

Full credit to my colleague Ali Yenidunya, who broke the story last Thursday of President Obama's bow of greeting to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia and wrote ominously, "One thing we do know is that a younger Muslim always shows utmost respect to an older Muslim in public and is expected to kiss the latter’s hands. Hmm, we should think more about it."